There is not a single blog entry yet, Jessica. What a conundrum.
Hello, my friends, this is Pearls of Mystery, so-named because it brings together two American pastimes: oyster-diving and mysticism. We are affiliated with a fine giant oligarchy called Empty Net Clothing, which we'll be linking to in the future extensively. We link to this oligarchy because we are the oligarchs thereof.
Clever apparel is like a band-aid, I think, which serves to cradle a wounded viscera like a nurse at a hospice. We at Empty Net are the doctors that create these nurses. Some days you will wake up literally dead, and before then, this dying sphere is filled with broken hearts, charlatans, half-remembered connections, inane cultural references, and formless incomprehensibility. It is our moral obligation as doctors to cook up the best medicines. Or in this metaphor, to cook the best nurses. To cook up the best nurses.
Let us come into your home with our wares, and rub your heart and organs one last time with a massage. Let us fill a little morsel of that void-meal called life with the cloth-product of an oligarchy.
There was not a single blog entry, and now there is. That is our business model, to fill the blogroll of your consciousness with a reverie garment.
So let us be your cloth friends. Let us into your heart and organs.
Let us...join
Uh...I got a lot clearer later on! But this was still pretty fun to write. It's weird to think that this is the first thing new readers might click on when they by chance are redirected to the blog. But some misplaced sense of artistic integrity demands that I keep everything in the blog more or less as it was when I started it. Heh.
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